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Vieron una jarra? De vidrio, o plástico, juguera? Bueno, denla vuelta. Hay muchachos cuyas cabezas parecen una jarra, dadas las geométricas formas a las que su grosera nariz las somete. Una gran manija es su nariz, porque son deformes. Entonces, sus amigos se dan cuenta de lo obvio, y un día los apodan Jarra. Esto trae aparejado un gran daño a la autoestima del susodicho, ya que ¡no te pueden apodar Jarra (imaginate que te guste una chica y que, pese a tu nariz enorme, por alguna extraña razón esté dispuesta a darte bola: no lo hará si sabe que te dicen Jarra)!
Con el correr de los días, la personalidad del apodado es afectada de tal forma que pronto la Jarra se apodera de él, y lo convierte en un chiste. Generando así miles de apodos derivados de nuevos aspectos (o viejos, que anteriormente pasaban despapercibidos) de su patético ser. Una vez alcanzada esa situación, Jarra se suicida o se opera la nariz al cumplir la mayoría de edad, y se muda para siempre del pueblo iniciando una nueva vida.
"Che, miren, ahí llegó Jarra. Servime jugo, Jarra! (*con su mano sitúa un imaginario vaso bajo la nariz de Jarra*)"
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a very nice person that makes many funny quotes and is appreciated by all
it's funny cause your blue,
your my number one fan.-some quotes used by jarra
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An extremely champ,ugly,socially and physically weak guy. He is probably African and most likely get nowhere in life. Overall a big loser.
Ewww I would never invite Jarra to my party!
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Jarra. A very kind and beautiful person, inside and out. Always caring about other people and their feelings, wanting to make everyone happy. No self confidence or self belief and a extremely shy person although very active and healthy. A truly beautiful, smart and loyal individual. Jarra, a name from the tribe, those with this name are warriors!
I need a Jarra. Where can I find one?
“She’s so beautiful!” “Who?” “Jarra”
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Jarra. A beautiful kind individual, loving, caring & loyal. If you need to trust a friend you can talk to her any time and she will listen and keep secrets. She will stand on your side in bad times and tell you if you are wrong. She knows how to dress and likes to enter new challenges. Sports is her passion. Also she cooks excellent meals. She is a warrior! Jarra from the African tribe a strong woman!
“Wow she’s beautiful!” “Who?!” “Jarra”
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A tall handsome gentleman that looks intimidating but he’s actually a softy. He may be handsome….but some of his friends refer to him as “a ginger mullet giraffe” that in the name says it all…he’s hot though…
“Oh look, here comes ginger mullet giraffe” Jarra lawson
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usually just written as nmjb, jarra being local slang for Jarrow, a particularly deprived area of Gateshead with some right radgies, most of them entirely unable to reliably connect to an enterprise message bus.
He's not getting any messages? Nah it's not a bug he's just a nee message jarra bellend.