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jaws syndrome

The uncontrollable desire to bite peoples ears uppon hearing the theme music to the famous film.

Arrgh! Get him away! Busi's got the jaws syndrome!

by jimmy 5 May 13, 2004

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Man Jaw Syndrome

or "MJS" for short.
Condition in which a female has an abnormally square/manly jaw.

Emily Deschanel (from the TV series, "Bones")

Jim: goddamn homie, she's fine!
Tim: yeah, but she's got a serious case of Man Jaw Syndrome
Jim: shitbiscuits, you're right
Tim: you bet you're black ass I'm right

by puertorican120 June 28, 2011

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jutting jaw syndrome

jutting jaw syndrome is a condition when a guy has an abnormally protruded jaw as if on purpose to show his control over a girl. it is a sign of complete toolness and a fake sense of masculinity.

Cameron says, "wow, look at that guy's jawline!" Mike replies, "yeah, he has a bad case of jutting jaw syndrome."

by Miker94 October 25, 2009

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Loose jaw syndrome

When you tell a bird a secret and they run and tell everybody

Girl: I told my man that my sister is an escort and he ran and told his boys. On god he has loose jaw syndrome.

by kmxo February 19, 2019


Katie's Lock-Jaw Syndrome

When you worry excessively about something that, while clearly a threat, has a very tiny possibility of happening. You overthink the problem so much that you start worrying about worrying about the problem!

Man you've got Katie's Lock-Jaw syndrome, you just have to chill out and cross the bridge when you get to them.

by MM007 August 19, 2017

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