jeffism

stupid pearls of (no) wisdom said by jeff from coupling (bbc2 sundays 10:30)

i want breasts with brains...i mean not individual brains that would be over egging the woman pudding

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Jeffism

Turning others into twisted, perverted demons.

Stranger: "My dad just died"
Jeffistic manwhore: "And you haven't eaten him yet? Might I hand you this flyer for the church of Jeffism?"

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Jeffism

Jeffism is the act of discriminating Jeffs just because they are relentlessly annoying

You are a Jeffist. You have been convicted of Jeffism. You will face x years in prison.