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a person conceived and born as a result of anal intercourse by two male persons
Dan hid the fact that he was a jellie-babie from his friends, fearing they wouldn't accept him.
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1. An English sweet.
2. The only known fear common to all Daleks
Doctor: "Jelly Baby?"
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Candy popular with Time Lords.
A close cousin of the Jelly Bean, a candy favored by Ronald Reagan.
"Would you like a jelly baby?"
--The Doctor
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when a man ejaculates in a woman's anal canal and a blob of semen secretes out during a bowel movement.
My wife came home from work today to tell me that last night's anal sex left her with a jelly baby.
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The congealed mix of sperm and nether fluids which remains if male ejaculate isn't cleaned up within minutes of such a deposit.
I smoked my cigarette and laughed, after some hot sex, as my girlfriend tried frantically to wipe the jelly babies off her back, but those little buggers just roll around and run away.
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A creature found in the heart of Wrexham. Commonly exists subconsciously, is extremely lazy and often uses the phrase 'bare effort'.
Do not approach as they can be extremely dangerous if present with sharp, pointy objects although they can be calmed by being gifted with psychedelic edible substances.
Man: Hey, could you go make me a sandwich?
Women: Make your own god damn sandwich!
Man: Why you being a fucking Jelly Baby??
Guy: *Starts playing around with a knife while stoned*
Friend: Wow dude, stop being a Jelly baby for fuck sake.
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