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a rating of how sexy (or appealing to masturbate to) is,
ratings go from 1 to 10,
1 being E.T. wearing nothing but a sombrero and a strap-on,
10 being Angelina Jolie 20 years ago
Adam: Dude, did you see the Grammy awards last night?
Josh: Heck yes! Megan Fox was so hot!!
Adam: Dude...you're stupid, she's only like a 6 on the jerkability scale.
Josh:wut?
Adam: Her thumbs look like big toes...
When a picture or video is just sexy enough to get off to.
damn did you see her new Instagram post that shit was jerkable for sure.
9👍 1👎
"Jerk" comes from the phrase "Jerking Off" which also means masturbating
"able" means having the ability to do something/opportunity do something
Combine them together and you have "Jerkable"
In simpler words, Jerkable means being able to jerk off to something.
Joon Sung Kim: "Bro I jerked off to Hentai yesterday, that shit was awesome"
Aiden Lee: "Hentai??!! wtf man! that shit is unjerkable, how do you jerk off to animated characters"
OR
Aiden Lee: "bro did u see that Ash Kaashh gawk gawk video?"
Joshua Hwang: "Yeah man, that shit is jerkable as FUCK"
1. Cartoon's drawn in a provacotive and sexual way
2. Hentai
See also: tentacle rape
"After dinner I fully intend to sit down with brandy and a fine cartoon jerkable and wank."
4👍 10👎
noun - (1) the condition or quality of an individual being so full of shit it's coming out their ears;
(2) (archaic) description for manic bards who can't keep their shit together
(3) an apt description of the person reading this right now
Example: "Cut it out, you jerkable asshole!"
adjective - (1) the condition or quality of an individual being so full of shit it's coming out their ears;
(2) (archaic) description for manic bards who can't keep their shit together;
(3) a personality assessment of the person reading this right now
Examples:
"That's the most jerkable bullshit I ever heard."
"Laura is jerkable in the worst way."
"Cut it out, you jerkable asshole!"