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those way overly christian rednecks.
you know? the ones that have bumber stickers to express their feelings.
Holy shit those jesus zombies were totally hatin on me casue im a jew.
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Easter to us mere mortals. The day he became the living dead
Jaster had a nice Jesus Zombie Day with no shot gun in sight
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An exclamation of surpise or shock originating on Matt Groening's 'Futurama' animated TV show as a futuristic equivalent of the modern usage of 'Jesus Christ' as an exclamation. Usually preceded by the words 'sweet' or 'holy'.
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Jesus, after he rose from the dead, as stated in Cyanide and Happiness. Easter is "Zombie Jesus Day."
Teacher: Two weeks after he was crucified, Jesus rose from the dead.
Student: Oh, so he was Zombie Jesus?
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Reoccurring character on the web site www.rated-q.com. Character is a modified image of Jesus Christ that has been altered using applications available on an iPhone. Zombie Jesus is also referred to in posts where he does not actually appear.
"Did you see the post where Zombie Jesus is recruiting outside of the Olive Garden? Those guys are going to Hell!"
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Just plain jesus after he rose from the dead.
Mary Magdelane - Holy jesusfuckshits it's zombie jesus.
Romans - Get him!!!
Jesus - Later fools, he rises to heaven while saluting earth with a heavenly su-fi.
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The zombified version of Jesus
"Holy Shit dude! I think i just saw Zombie Jesus go by"
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