jesusing it

A smelly person, normally of latin decent that doesnt take showers and just sprays on cologne instead.

Billy- Damn, did Tony take a shower today?

Fred- Nah hes Jesusing it.

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Jesused

When a college football player does an amazing move beyond human capabilities. Only used when talking about college football players.

Tim Tebow just jesused on that play. He broke 5 tackles and ran for an 80 yard touchdown.

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Jesusing

Verb: The act of ghosting someone, then returning a few days later.

Past tense: getting jesused

"I thought we were close, but she kept jesusing me."

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Jesuser

Someone who has a very deep Christian Faith.

“Phoebe is an extreme Jesuser.”

Jesusness

To be of Jesus quality (meaning the highest quality available) and either holy or almost holy.

Akin to Jesus.

Something or someone that excels excruciatingly compared to other objects or persons.

Video Games:
Dude, Modern Warfare 2 is Jesusness.

They said that GTA: IV was Jesusness, the controls suck and the movement is choppy as hell.

Technology:
Is the iPad going to Jesusness? It doesn't seem so good right now.

Pirating is Jesusness.

Girls:
Her boobs are Jesusness! Damn!

That ass, even Jesus would call it Jesusness.

Miscellaneous:

Bob: The .50 caliber is always so damn Jesus-like!

Jim: It's Jesusness.

Bob: It's the same thing.

Jim: True dat.

Ironically, depending on your religious views, Church itself may not be Jesusness.

Godly isn't cool anymore, Jesusness is the shit.

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Jesuser

Someone very deep in their Christian Faith.

Phoebe is such a Jesuser.

jesusing

The act of building something (most commonly) furniture or carpentry without the use of power tools.

Guy 1: Damn my hands hurt!

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: Cause I have been jesusing this desk all day!

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