jeusus

Jesus but with a U before the S and after the E. Used when something of a big event happens good or bad. (Usually shocking).

Mark: Timmy fell and broke his leg
Sammy: JEUSUS

jeusu

An expression that is stemmed from a misspelling of Jesus. It is commonly used in the same vain as Jesus, often being used to express distaste or saying someone needs help that only he can provide.

"Honey, you need jeusu..."