jewa

A person called Jewa, also written Eva, or Jeva (like the beer) is the definition of a true hufflepuff! People like this are humble and sincere, their friends mean lot to them, and they will never, ever try to hurt you. Jewas often read stuff on their phone, and enjoy diving into fan-created universes all by themselves.
Jewas are also very caring, if you see a jewa, you just have to hug them.

Why did you hug that random person on the street?

They were a Jewa!!! And they've been reading underswap!

... reasonable.