Jewvenile

■ adjective

for or relating to young jews, jewannabes,

■ noun a young Jewish person. ▶Law a Jew below the age at which ordinary criminal prosecution is possible (81 in most countries).

1. Dude, check those jewveniles preparing kosher meal.
2. Jewvenile justice is the area of criminal law applicable to rich jewish persons too old to be prosecuted.

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Jewvenile

An activity that is both inappropriate for someone's age, and also very stingy.

"Look at Dan, he's a 30yr old Dentist and yet he smuggles in a hip flask with him to the bar because he's a tightarse. How Jewvenile!"

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jewvenile

The right age for a jew: exactly 6 years; 6 months; and 6 days old.

shlomo loved talking about the 6 gorillion so much, we all figured he was talking about a jewvenile gorilla.

jewvenile delinquent

A young Jew who neglects or violates the law.

Comes from the term "juvenile delinquent," which means any young person who neglects or violates the law, though religion is not specified.

"Barry Steinberg's habits of excessive drinking and vandalism make him a jewvenile delinquent."

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