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JILF

A foxy looking Hebrew with wide hips for continuing the faith.

AePi Bro #1: Who's the smokin' JILF?
AePi Bro #2: That's my sister.
Bro #1: I'd like to show her my 'Woody Allen'
Bro #2: Dude....she's 14. Not cool.

by hipsterjew March 23, 2010

131πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


JILF

Jew I'd Like to Fuck

Oh man, did you see that JILF? That's the biggest bonkin' nose I've seen all year!

by Caffine Overdose March 29, 2004

259πŸ‘ 115πŸ‘Ž


JILF

Janitor I would like to fuck.

Damn, that is a hot Jilf mopping the floor!!

by Henry Harrington IV April 3, 2005

134πŸ‘ 112πŸ‘Ž


JILF

Justice I'd Like to Fuck

Dude, that Ruth Bader Ginsberg. What a JILF! I'd love to suck her torts.

by El Priest October 31, 2007

53πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


JILF

Jew I'd Like to F*ck.
yeah, lemme tell ya, theres a couple of them out there.
im a jew.
to most people, I'M a JILF. <33333

"SG and AS and KS and HS and DB are so hot. JILF's right thuuuur."

by imajilf August 27, 2009

10πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Jilf

Jilf stands for β€œJew I’d Like to Fuck”. The more Hebrew, the better. Examples of prominent Jilf’s in current pop culture include Jake Gyllenhaal, Drake, and most importantly, Mort from Family Guy.

β€œHey, are you guys still going to muffin night today?”

β€œYes, but we have to invite Liam, bro. He’s such a Jilf,

β€œNo kippah, but he can’t come because today’s Hanukkah.”

by Coco Z September 13, 2019

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jilf

Japanese I'd Like To Fuck

jilf jilf jilf jilf!!!

by phil April 20, 2005

95πŸ‘ 96πŸ‘Ž