jingled your bells

A 5 year old girl named "stew" decides that she has had enough of this stupid so called "CHRISTMAS", so takes public transit to the town mall and shoots the mall santa directly in the left ball sack with an AK - 47, santa drops to his knees pain and stew walks into baby gap and buys herself a XL t- shirt even though shes a small... cause she just don't give a hecking damn.

mall santa: What the fuck just happened?
stew: I just jingled your bells bad bleep

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jingle your bells

-a girl playing with a guys dick or balls. (This is just a holiday term, Please don't actually use it when you want to lick your boyfriends)

berlynn asked justice as they were having pitiful sex "can i jingle your bells?"

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Are you ready to jingle your bells

Something someone says around Christmas time when they wanna get freaky basically. Don’t say it though please. Also I didn’t come up with it leave me alone.

person: are you ready to jingle your bells
person 2: heck yea

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