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jizzified

the act of being completely submerged in the seminal fluid of a gentleman caller, especially Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Rebecca: Yo girl, Tey-Shawn jizzified me last night. Good thing i was wearing a snorkel.

by turfburn29 November 25, 2009

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Jizzify

1. When anything is so awesome, you could instantly jizz. (Literally or figuratively)

Yo, Guelker, I went to this strip club the other day. Boy was it jizzifying.

Hey bro, did you watch The Avengers? That fucking movie was jizzifying.

by Chuck_Mony May 2, 2013


jizzified-love

When someone has a grand attraction to someone, so much that their love can be labeled or expressed in a manner of which jizz is used.

The drunk college girl had a jizzified-love for Mr. MacMiller.

by layinitoutlikeitis November 8, 2011