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In film and video production jargon, a jizzly refers to a camera rig where a Zaza slider is attached to a jib that sits on a dolly.
Do we have time to rig a jizzly on this shot?
At the point of explosion, you proceed to pull out after rapidly thrusting in a girls panooch, you make grizzly bear noises as you jizz all over a girls dome-piece. Hence the name jizzly bear.
Chad proceeded to give squeely a jizzly bear after thrusting repeatedly. Squeely loved it.
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when you jizzz onto another guys penis and then you lick it off
Black guy # 1 : ooooh let's do a jizzly pop !
Black guy # 2 : oooh yea
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When a man is masturbating, or engaging in sexual intercourse, and accidentally ejaculates upwards into his beard or mustache, resulting in the shaving of the beard as the only possible way to rid themselves on the sperm.
Me and Sophie where having sex last night when i pulled out and accidentally gave myself a 'Jizzly Grizzly'. it took me ages to shave it off. My shaver is well and truly fucked!
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One who acts like a total tool in public and always insists that they are correct even though they are wrong; an epic douchebag. They also fail at having a brain and thinking legit thoughts, they use "gay" as an insult and a synonym for stupid, and they usually try and tell you the least amount of information as possible so they don't hurt their brains. They also follow everything that all their fucktard friends do. Abbreviation: Jizzly
Jizzly Kid: I BET YOU DON'T HAVE A DICK
Me: shut the fuck up, jizzly bear
Jizzly Kid: GNAAAAAAAAHSKJFH
Me: yeah, I know.
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A spongy desert enjoyed by many young men around the globe. Tastes salty, and is often eaten after a full, warm, steamy meal. Goes well with cream. Warning: may contain nuts.
Louis: mmmhmmm that was some good Jizzly Ball Cake we had last night
Duggy: I made it myself
Louis: Sweeeeeeeeeet
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a little princess that loves giving head and being a participant in dutch rutters, loves masturbating with stuffed animals as accessories, and recieves facials like a little bitch
Person1: Hey, what did you do last night?
Person2: I was being a jizzly bear with my boyfriend
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