JMP is an abbreviation for Jizz My Pants. This verb is used to describe something that would make you J your P. Similar JIMP or CMP
Bob: "You see that blonde with the huge tits and thong."
Jim: "Yeah, she makes me want to JMP."
Bob: "o shit, do you have a spare pair of boxers?"
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JMP - Jump. Commonly used in most programming languages.
1.) JMP to int();
2.) Don't really know what is
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Just money and pussy basically
JMP is a group of people that love money
"jamming males pandering": very desperate group of men doing anything they can to gain the attention of one individual that they are all interested in, usually in a matter manner that is embarrassing and obvious.
B: What are y'all watching?
R: JMP at it's finest
S: Poor girl
just my personality
“joseph stop fooling around “
joseph: “sorry jmp”