Joest

A particularly special way of making toast, where the bread is buttered and sandwiched together before being placed under the grill, so that it is crisp and crunchy on the outside but soft and buttery on the inside.

That joem-made joest was spectacular and clearly made with love.

Joested

When Joe goes ghost on you. Like he does on the regular.

“Joe was supposed to meet me 4 hours ago. Looks like I’ve been joested. Again.”

Proper Joest

Like Joest but made properly.
In a toaster.
With wide slots.

Proper Joest should be put in the toaster, not put under the grill you maniac!