jomps

A ciggarette.

Hey Look, It's the Jomps Man

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Jomped

Where someone gets ownd so badly it's the equivelant of being stomped by a jew.

Jim: "Dude when we were playing Halo 3 last night I was jomped by a no scope....."

Bob: "Well yeah dude.... you suck."

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jomp

Anything but an adverb. Jomp means whatever you want it to mean.

"pass the jomp"
"lets jomp right now"
"Im jompin"
"What will I do with this jomp"
"jomp city"
"jomp titigy jomp"

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JOMP

An acronym, standing for "Just on my phone".

Dan: "Hey Rick what the fuck are you doing over there? "

Rock: "I'm JOMP you retard!"

Dan: " Ok settle the fuck down."

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jomp

short for "Jell-O making partner", i.e. a partner in lesbian sex of any kind

"She's not my girlfriend, she's my jomp. We'll be 'making some Jell-O' tonight."

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Comp Jomp

A computational geometry engineer

Looking to hire Comp Jomps

Jomp Fence

A Krio Slang, a metaphorical expression used to describe the prevalence over a sticky or difficult situation.

how was the exam?

“I Jomp Fence”