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A Nordic word for a human body chiseled in ice by the hands of gods.
He has a perfect body. It's Jorgensen in every way.
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1. lead singer of the band Armor For Sleep
2. lover of Star Wars &LOST
3. forever on tour.
Ben Jorgensen and the guys from Armor For Sleep are amazing.
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Austin Jorgensen also knowed as Dingaling or LOVEBRADgames is a indie game developer that created the RPG game called Lisa: The Painful and the sequel Lisa: The Joyful.
+Hey i used to play games of LOVEBRADgames
-Who is him?
+It's Austin Jorgensen
-Oh
The principle that drunk people go down, not up.
We have to get a room above the party floor because of The Jorgensen Principle.
We didn't have sex last night because my boyfriend was drunk (and fulfilled The Jorgensen Principle).
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Someone that is running for president in 2020 that is better than Trump or Biden because Biden and Trump are both fucking daumbasses that fuck each other once a week
Jo Jorgensen is better that Trump and Biden.
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THE most gorgeous, trustworthy, funny, amazing big blued eyed lady I have ever met. There's no one like her.
Anyone who walks over two miles through a storm to come sneak into your house in the middle of the night is worthy of best friend-ship. I'd do anything for this girl. We are not allowed to hang out. So we do it in secret; Shhhhh. I don't get to see her very often, but when I do, it makes me the happiest girl alive.
Ana Jorgensen, will you pretty pretty PRETTY goddamn please be my wifey?
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