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When a girl you have made plans to go on a date with bails on you last minute.
Bro, i just got juaned again. She said Her pet got sick
"oye vato lets go play some juan on juan"..."horale"
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Juan is one of the most kindest people you could ever meet, and a great boyfriend to have. He has a really unique personality, he's really kind when you get to know him. He's incredibly smart, and understanding and you can talk to him about your problems any time. Juan can be a little bit cheesy sometimes but that only makes him better. He's really protective over what's 'his', and gets jealous quite easily. Juan's a real big flirt, a little bit of a perv.
But overall he's a great friend to have around, and an excellent boyfriend/ husband.
I love you Juan - J
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A horse sitting on a balcony that became a meme. (and tbh I don't understand it)
juan.
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A sexy motherfucker with a huge penis
Juan it's so large
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Juan is a attractive cute boy.His good looks make you go crazy for him.He loves telling you how much he loves you and misses you each day.He will kill a nigga for you.He makes you think that dating him is too good to be true.He takes hours to answer which give you serious trust issues and kills you inside.But you know you can’t breakup with him because you love him dearly or maybe you just like him a lot.
Juan makes me feel butterflies in my stomach or maybe that’s just pain I feel cause I can’t stop thinking about him maybe cheating on me
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Juan is a sweet good looking guy with a nice personality, but can be a sarcastic prick sometimes. Juan can be pretty dense, and freaking weird too! also gets angry at the smallest things But is very smart and great to talk to when your sad and need a shoulder to cry on. Juan is also the type of guy who can pull off the nerdy look and make it sexy ;) knows how to treat women and is known for being a VERY cute son of a bitch! Stubborn as fuck though! HAHA. and because Juan is mexican he is an amazingly sexy dancer! ;D but is shy and quiet so he's not easy to talk to. And his smile is even sexier!!! he loves reading and writing poetry, making music, and nature and isnt afraid of being sensitive making him a a real romantic! and his kisses are soft and gentle and when he says something he means it so in other words Juan's the perfect bf! mmmmuah ;* hahaha If you ever catch a Juan, ladies, NEVER let that boy go!!!
Juan gets angry too easily but he's soooo cute!
I kissed Juan yesterday and his lips felt amazing!!!
Juan's sooo nerdy and weird. He's always talking about pokemon and super mario
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