juber

in laymans terms, a sexy bitch
someone or something much sought after

that juber got me wantin more. damn she fine

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juber

1) Used in lieu of a word you can't remember, but whose meaning can be understood in context. Typically replaces a noun, but can be a verb or adjective if necessary.

2) Appended to a sentence to signify uncertainty, often in a shaky or questioning tone.

It's pouting out here! I wish I'd thought to grab my juber when I left home this morning.

That sounds like a good plan...juber.

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JUBER

When a friend, relative or neighbor gives you ride to somewhere like the airport. For free.

Super, will you JUBER me to the airport later? My credit card on file with UBER is maxed out.

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jUber

What your Jewish friend becomes when they pick you up — in a post 2015 model vehicle — promptly following an impromptu call or text

@7:45 Gretchen types ->Morty let's go to the dispensary! They just got a new strain called — Pandemic Guerrilla Panic — but Mary-Jany Fonda Gretchen's Honda Fit is in the shop atm so you can pick me up at my apartment, ya?

@7:48 Mordecai types ->Your trip is confirmed and your jUber driver Morty is en route to 730 Highland Avenue.

@7:53 Gretchen types -> Yay! You're a mench

@7:56 Mordecai types -> Morty will be arriving soon

@ 7:58 Mordecai types-> your jUber has arrived

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Jubers

A cross between the name Julie and the word goober....so, if you know a girl named Julie who is a goober...you know a Jubers

Dang, Julie...you're such a goober, I'm gonna start calling you Jubers.

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Juberant

A word used by Chelsea to contrast my face

Your face is not exactly juberant