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Juggalo/ette's are dedicated fans of the band Insane Clown Posse. Though general misunderstood and not always the best represented they belive in comunal acceptance of all ideas, people, and anything else you can think of. listen to and watch the video of the song "Let's Go All The Way" to understand this better. In a true juggalo world there would be no hate no death no sickness no dicrimantion of any kind. The use of the extream a bizar that is part of this culture is another way they show that anything or any idea is not going to be judged. they use the clowns to show that life should be fun and spontainious.
A song that all Juggalo's and Juggalette's should know.
Ain't nobody jealous, everybody has they own
Nobody locked up, everybody, everybody is free to roam
Lookin' at scrubby with a hottie on his side
Lookin' at rich kids, poor kids,
Everybody together on the same side
And they down to ride
Lets go all the way
(Let's go all the way)
Let's go all the way
Let's go all the way
Ain't nobody left out, everybody gets to go
It can never be too crowded, come on, we still pickin' up some more
Don't nobody hate you, playa hate you,
There ain't no hate at all
Gotta million hands to catch you cause they'll catch you
And they never will let you fall
And we gotta worry all of ya'll
Lets go all the way
(Let's go all the way)
Let's go all the way
Let's go all the way
Never known sickness, no sickness, nobody has to die
Everything's answered, what didn't then, we'll never have to wonder why
Won't nobody rush you, no pressure, be as long as you wanna be
Can't you guess what this place is,
Your future make it a reality
all you have to do is follow me
Lets go all the way
(Let's go all the way)
Let's go all the way
Let's go all the way
repeats until song ends
"Let's go all the way" By ICP
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Well. The juggalo and the juggalettes are hard to describe in general, even as a juggalo it's hard for me. So i'm going to try.
A juggalo is a male fan of the Insane Clown Posse
A juggalette is the female fan of the Insane Clown Posse
ICP for short.
Juggalo's and juggalettes are fans of ICP that have been saved by The dark Carnival and have realised that being different isn't a bad thing, for it makes us just that. 'Different' from everyone, we are all crazy in our own ways and we are all hated for some reason or another.
Us Lo's And Lette's Are loyal fans to ICP and any of the bands under the psychopathic record's logo. We love them as family as well as other Lo's and Lette's as family and we would die for eachother. Poeple always dis on the fam but we are strong and most true juggalo's and lette's ignore the threats and the insults. Most of the fans connect with ICP, Twiztid, Boondox, ABK, AMB, Blaze cause they grew up unwanted as many juggalo's and juggalette's did. Me included. We are outcasts. But the truth is we don't care, we don't give a fuck.
We paint our faces and we talk the way we talk to be different. Though many people say yea, yea, they want to be non-conformists, most of us are. We are all crazy and mentally unstable. Me for example. I've been to about 8 different therapists. My parents trying to scrounge up money for it all. Luckily we have rich grandparents. Me myself, i've grown up with no moeny for myself and the thing is i don't have friends. 'Cept for the handful and the few. My point. Being mentally insane and crazy is a part of our personna.
WE have haters. But we all yell whoop whoop to show who we follow. Poeple say we are in a cult. But we aren't. Or are we. You'll never reallt know. The dark carnival is our 'Heaven.' Me personally, i'm athiest, so i honestly don't care about the fact that the dark carnival was about god in the end. Anyways, haters. They call us fags, idiots, crack heads, ECT. And the truth is. We all have quirks, dumbasses. I myself and my buddy braindead used to be pot heads. Though we still hit it erryonce in a while. WHOOP WHOOP!
There are posers who we call juggaho's, juffalo's, things of that sort. And they can be pointed out easily. If everything you own is handed to you, then your not a juggalo. I have to work for my clothes and my music. Though my rent's buy it, i work that shit off, i keep my shit real too. But the fake ass bitches that are handed everything by name and shit, Hell nawh they ain't jugglo's or lette's.
WE call eachother family and we are, we juggalo's and lette's can walk through the streets of detroit and other bad gang infested hole's and yell our whoop whoop's and rep our colors and the psychopathic all over our bodies and have back up in the gangs and in the crowds of bystanders.
We lo's and lette's feel the music and we relate to most of the song's in our own special ways, and we hate biggots and racists. If you claim to be a juggalo or lette and you are racist, kill yourself.
WE also have our own juggalo system. OH SHIT! NOT ANOTHER SYSTEM! CALM THE FUCK DOWN, It's our thing so don't piss and run to yo momma. xD
Juggalo Quirks;
Words:
Nugget - Head
Neden - Pussy
Corndog - Cock - Penis
Cotton candy - Pussy
Popsicles - Cock - Penis
MCL - Much Clown Luv
MMFWCL - Much Muths Fuckin Wicked Clown Luv
Mutha Fackoo - Mutha Fucka - Mother Fucker
WHUT!? - What?
GREETINGS:
1 - Are you down with tha clown?
2 - Whuddup Ninja?
3 - Whuddup homie?
Chants and Sayings:
1 - WHOOP WHOOP!
2 - WE Will never die alone, juggalo's will carry on, swing our hatchet's if we must, each and everyone one of us.
Q 'n A:
Q: Are U Down wit the clown?
A: 'Till i'm dead in the ground
Juggalos 'N Juggalettes
Juggalo 1 - Whuddup homie?
Juggalo 2 - Nuttin much muh ninja
Juggalette - Just chillen'
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Hater 1 - look at those fags, with their faces painted, lets get 'em
Hater 2 & 3 - Hell yea
Juggalos 1, 2, & 3 - What?
Haters - You three are fucked now
Juggalos 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, ECT - *show up* Not today mutha fackoo.
Hater 1 - Whatever, Lets go guys
Hater 2 & 3 - *gone*
Hater 1 - Fuck *runs off*
Juggalos 1 to ?? - Fuckin haters. WHOOP WHOOP!
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(note: in this definition, when I refer to "all", I don't literally mean "each and every one". Don't be fucking stupid)
1. Extremely loyal followers of the Insane Clown Posse, and psychopathic records artists in general, almost to the point of worship.
2. Claim to be different, unique, and non-conformist, yet they dress exactly the same, talk exactly the same (ICP slang that nobody else in the world uses, yet they use it when speaking to everyone), and act mostly the same. Non-conformist? No.
3. Claim to be "hated", "outcasts", and things of that nature. Every time they have a gathering, they leave garbage everywhere, trash the place, and assault people 10 on 1. And then, they wonder why people hate them. Otherwise, in reality, nobody really gives enough of a shit to hate them, but they are calling more and more negative attention to themselves.
4. Shooting-sprees, hatchet murder, killing, mass murder, necrophilia are all acceptable by juggalo standards, but don't you dare be racist or a bigot!
5. Claim that "you don't have to like ICP, or even psychopathic records to be a juggalo". This statement, in and of itself, is absolutely moronic. Since ICP coined the term "juggalo" to refer to their fans, I doubt that die-hard Shania Twain fans are going to be calling themselves juggalos anytime soon.
6. Claim to "not give a fuck", but get extremely offended at anyone who thinks that ICP is bad, and anyone who dares to challenge their juggalo ways.
7. Claim that "haters" don't know what they are talking about, and that they "don't understand". I have been listening to ICP since 1993, longer than most of these "juggalos", and I would never refer to myself as one of them.
8. Blindly buy into the money-making juggernaut that is Psychopathic records, who sell overpriced t-shirts, hats, lighters, underwear, balloons, and just about anything else that says ICP on it, while J and 2 Dope sit back, laugh, and become millionaires.
9. Refer to other juggalos, complete strangers, mind you, as "family". If liking the same kind of music as others makes you family, well shit, I must have a lot of goddamn family!
Juggalo/Juggalette: Yo yo yo MCL MCL ninja we be headin to shangri-la cuz im down wit da clown lets get some neden, bitchboy! oh yea MMFWCL wicked clowns!
Normal person: What the fuck are you talking about?? Speak in a language that everyone understands.
Juggalo/Juggalette: But but, I thoughtz all ninjas used ICP slang!
Normal person: Get your head outta your ass. Immediately!
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Slightly resembling humanoid type figures with severe emotional issues that don't want to be recognized. Which is the real Juggalo/Juggalette?
Alright Juggalos & etts, If I understand this correctly, as a group, You're not violent, you're full of love, you just like what you like and you don't care what anyone else says, these things are what makes you part of the Dark Carnival, Down With The Clown, A Ninja, a Juggalo/juggalette... is that right?
If you're not violent why are there always fights and threats of violence at Psycopathic shows, mostly among Juggalos.
If you're full of such love, how is it that you appear full of hate and anger for any authority figure or anyone that is'nt Down With The Clown (or anyone that tells you to stop drinking).
And finally, if you don't care what anyone else thinks or says, why do negative comments piss you off so much?
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The male and female names for individuals suffering from a severe genetic disorder usually brought about by inbreeding and/or having extra chromosomes.
Juggalo/Juggalettes are easily identifiable by the following symptoms:
-obesity
-clown make-up
-pale complexion (even without make-up)
-a affection towards piss poor rapping by clowns
-heavy Faygo consumption
-below average height
-acne
-primate-like stature, usually caused by injuries sustained during backyard-'rasslin bouts
-oversized, heavily-stained jerseys
-poor communication/English skills
-illiteracy
-apathy ("not giving a fuck" as they say)
-incoherent, angry ranting directed at "feminem"
-bouts of drooling and dribbling lips with finger
If you encounter a Juggalo/Juggalette, it is best to remain calm. Do not try to make conversation, as this may damage your IQ. Avoid eye-contact if possible, as it is impolite to stare. Remember that Juggalos/Juggalettes are human beings (as hard as it may be to believe) and can still be valueable members of society and are worthy of our respect.
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People who smell weird and are inevitably fat, ugly/deformed, acne-ridden, or all of the above, and enjoy listening to recordings of two fat, ridiculous, middle-aged men donning clown makeup grunting about murder, having sex with children, and insects crawling on their genitalia.
Thankfully, most die relatively young of meth overdose, suicide, syphilis, or by drowning in a puddle of their own drool. Unfortunately, far too many perpetually keep the "d-bag" gene in the pool by reproducing and creating bigger fuck-tards than they could ever dream of being themselves.
"The illiterate juggalo/juggalette that looks like Ron Jeremy in drag is fellating the grease-pile-excuse for a teenage boy half her size in exchange for a cigarette"
"Jimmy, the juggalo who dropped out of community college after a week, likes to wear clown makeup, sell meth, and commit statutory rape when he's not masturbating over Victoria's Secret catalogs in his mother's basement"
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A juggalo/jugalette are fans of the rap group Insane Clown Posse(ICP). We are known as outcasts and different, because we have dissimilar interest than mostly everyone else. We represent the hatchet charm, and yes, some of us smoke a lot of pot. We usually come from rough backgrounds, so we put on a tough front so no one sees the pain that is hidden inside. While most people think that we paint our faces all the time, we only paint our faces when we go to the gathering. People also think that we use "ICP slang". Not all Juggalos/Juggalettes use "ICP slang".
The reason Juggalos/Juggalettes listen to ICP is not because it is a group of laughing clowns, but because their songs can take the mind off of the environment around them. ICP shows teenagers and adults that being different is not a bad thing. Stereotypes say Juggalos/Juggalettes are morbidly obese, but that is not true for ALL Juggalos/Juggalettes.
Juggalo/Juggalette are misunderstood, because of stupid stereotypes.
Hey, that person is a fan of ICP, he is probably a juggalo.
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