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a fat whore that loves savoys pizza
wtf your such a julese.
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To get “Julesed” is the physical action of being bopped in the face after a dispute over a chocolate bar
Freddie : “give me a quid you took my chocolate bar”
Jules : “no bastard” *hits Freddie*
Luca : “oh shit he just got Julesed”
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To be ripped off by an unscrupulous rental agency. To have your deposit unfairly withheld, struggle to receive replies and have to threaten legal action before receiving any response. To have promises made by such a landlord, without any intention of complying.
Entomology from Jules rental agency of Maastricht which since its inception has stolen money from unsuspecting residents of the city. A contributor to ‘Maastricht syndrome ‘ as residents can no longer afford to go out after an encounter with such an agent.
I got julesed by that agent when she stopped replying to my emails about returning my deposit.
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organizer of a bike ride that does not pitch up
damn it, Juliette insisted we ride at 7 am and then we get Julesed again
Julesitis refers to the progressively deteriorating condition that non-average men may suffer from as they discover and unravel the wondrous world that "Jules" may bring them into.
Common symptoms are:
1. Believing you are in the most blissful sitch when you are around Jules. One patient of Julesitis has described it as the "most blissful state of existence" he has ever found himself in, when being exposed to Jules.
2. Cardiac arrhythmia and unpredictable fluctuations in the temperature of cardiac tissue.
3. Inability to focus on everyday things as the thought of Jules makes everything seem less pertinent.
4. Commonly feeling #blessed by a superior deity or deities; likely the Greek gods.
There is currently no known treatment for Julesitis and it is currently being researched how diagnosis may affect life expectancy.
"ooph yikes...i think i'm developing Julesitis. What the hell are the chances!?"
To not bother about something because you think you are doing something more important!
Teacher: "I cant teach different units to different classes because i'm too busy doing my masters."
Students being affected....
Students: "Aaah shit, we just got Julesed!"