junked (it) up

To screw up.

Greg tried to make dinner but he totally junked (it) up and burnt everything.

Dan junked up his elbow and shoulder learning to snowboard.

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Junk Up Front

A special "package" worth sharing, an endowed frontal view

“Good Junk Up Front”
A Weiner, a wiener, a man in boxer briefs;
A picture of his package, an underwear tweet.
A sexual transgression, bare-chest sexting;
Doing it repeatedly with muscle pecs flexing.
"Inappropriate" liaisons, a malicious hack;
He then thought it over and he took it back.
Pun-laden comments, a media blitz;
Below-the-waist bulge, so hard to admit.
Secret conversations, all new technology;
A mistaken outlet for age-old male fantasy.
A “virtual” mess, choking back tears;
Damage to assess, been six in three years.
An uncertain future, more scandal to confront;
But voters can be certain Weiner has good junk up front.

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Junked up

What the crew chief says when it takes him 5 minutes to hook a nozzle up to the SPR.

"Hey man, your hose is junked up."

junked up her face

The gross over-modification of the face through either piercings, plastic surgery, tattooing, or some combination that completely changes the appearance.

She used to be such a beautiful model until she junked up her face with fake lips, plastic skin, and enough piercings to make a biker blush.