Kaio

The most handsome guy ever made. He has amazing hair and gets all the ladies. He's also known to be very nice and smart. He he only loves the certain people in his life. He's the hottest guy ever.

You may be a nice guy, but your not as good as a Kaio

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Kaio

A man with an unbelievably minuscule cock

Oi look at Liam, he’s got a bit of a kaio

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Kaio

A person who is often angry and stressed.

Generally lifts mood when fed.

Good friend just hard to deal with at times.

Kaio can be compared with a roller-coaster ride it's a scary up and down and everytime you take a ride you are shaken, positively and negatively.

Kaio, oh kaio why are you so angry today ?

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Kaio

Literally a chink name

“Isn’t Kaio from Japan?”
“Kaio’s a chink name, how can you not tell you dense doodoohead”

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Kaios

Loving and caring

Kaios is you favorite

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Kaio-what

A running gag from the Dragon ball Z Abridged series from TFS(Team Four Star) , When Goku uses kaioken, the person he is targeting says "Kaio what" then the enemy proceeds to get smacked by Goku.

(pic is kaioken, but not frieza saga one)

(Planet Namek saga, frieza saga)

Frieza: (drowning goku) "Any last words monkey, you know besides gurgle gurgle"

Goku: (breaks free from drowning) "Yeah, Kaioken"
Frieza: "kaio-what" (gets smacked)

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Sex Kaio-Ken

Technique used by men during sexual climax to increase their fuck power level ten fold. The increased power is only temporary, however, as the technique drains the user of all remaining fuck ki. Most commonly used as "finisher." This surprise technique leaves women with feelings of excitement, surprise, disappointment, and increased horniness.

1. "Oh my God, Joey went Sex Kaio-Ken last night during sex and I was in Heaven for like 8 seconds."

2. "Sex Kaaaaaaiooooo-Keeeeeen!!!"

3. - "Baby, I think it's time for my Sex Kaio-Ken..."

- "Not yet, baby, I'm not done having sex."

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