kalinskied

to get drunk beyond all imagination. to get so damn drunk you don't know what the hell's going on. you don't even know who you are.

dude, i got so fucking kalinskied last night, you have no idea.
I'm so kalinskied.

kalinski

To ejaculate into another beings belly button and thrust your penis in a downward position striking the belly button creating a splash as if a kid were to jump into a puddle

I want to kalinski your sister