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Karting is the best freakin sport EVER invented. THERE IS NOTHING BETTER IN THIS WORLD, AND IF YOU PROVE ME WRONG I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF BY EATING A REAL LOT OF ICECREAMS.
Its basically all about placing your fantastic, NOT FAT ass (a driver is a better version of a human BTW) in a funny little thing with the steering wheel, four tires, chassis nad something that some call "an engine".
So called "engines" are said to be capable of developing 34 HP and going as fast as 200 km PER FRIGGIN hour! There are of kozzzz weaker engines too, but no lames drive 'em, cos they still are like the fastest freakin things a human can drive.
So, Karting is a sport for real TUFF GUYS, or GREAT, FANTASTIC, TUFF BUT NOT BY AN APPEARANCE, SWEEEEEET, FREKIN KEWL GIRLS LIKE MYSELF, WHO BASICaLLY PWN EVERYBODYS ASSES.
If you ever meet a kart racer, dont evern try talkin to im/er, just bow and kiss their shoes SUCKER.
Kart Racer: fuck you fuckin idiots suckers, stupid lame fatasses, goddamn these dipsticks, go fuck yourselves hard freakin damned dickfaces.
Lamer #1: OMG, DID YOU HEAR THAT!? WAS IT GOD HIMSELF PRAISING US!?
Lamer #2: NO!!!!!!!!!! ITS BETTER!.... IT WAS THE.... KART RACER...........HERSELF!
Kart racer: Karting is kewl
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v. - when lips are locked in passion and the anus loosens to release a puff of air
What was that Daniel?
Oh, um.... it was the dog.
Liar! You just farted while kissing me!
No, I just karted your ass
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Being in 1st place on the third lap in Mario kart. And being 10 seconds from the finish line, when you get smacked by a blue shell, then a red shell, then knocked off the course, brought back in by lakitu, hit by a bullet bill, and a star, causing you to fall off again, and then you finish in 12th place
Player 1: I'm about to win!
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*
*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted
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A videogame created by Nintendo to realistically simulate what driving is like in Italy.
Italian Driver: "It's a-like Mario Kart onna these streets!"
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To be in the lead in something or to have a streak of success, only to have your success snatched away from you at the last moment, possibly through unfair or unjust means on the part of the person beating you.
Popularised from the game's frequent result in which a 1st place can be snatched away just before the finish line with a powerup.
Can be used as a more friendly version of cockblocked.
"I was so close to making out with this girl, but then Bill Mario Karted the hell out of me by buying her a drink before I could"
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A 3DS game from 2015 that was created by God himself. Ancient Byzantine empires held Garfield Kart on a golden pedestal, which caused many a global conflict. WW1 was actually caused when Archduke Franz Ferdinand came into a copy of Garfield Kart: Epic Jesus Corkscrew Edition, and Gavrilo Princip was like, "Oh hell nah, I'm finna kill this boi."
Jesus: Can I have video game making abilities to please our subjects?
God: Of course, son.
Jesus: *Actually makes Garfield Kart, which causes eternal turmoil*
Also Jesus: wOrLd WaR tImE.
a game that will leave you with one friend less
Chad: THE BLUE SHELL IS UNFAIR, I WANT A MARIO KART REMATCH
Fred: YOU'RE JUST A SORE LOSER
Chad: *punches fred
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