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Karl Malone

A former NBA player of the Utah Jazz, played the majority of his career with the Utah Jazz. A multiple member of the Olympic part of the first dream team, and the best team ever assembled. A teammate of John Stockton, the Stockton Malone combination was the best of the combination was the greatest duo in the history of the NBA. Finished his career with the Los Angeles Lakers in trying to win the elusive NBA championship, fell short to the Detroit Pistons. Fell short with the Utah Jazz vs the Bulls twice.

What a great shot?

From Who?
Its by Karl Malone!

by david faustino April 7, 2012

177๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Karl Malone

Elbowing your loved one's penis.

I gave that transvestite hooker a serious Karl Malone.

by Drew Henson April 22, 2004

85๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Karl Malone

an opportunist

"i'd say, if u so insist on winning, join the lakers"
"u mean u want me to karl malone?"

by shouriman October 12, 2003

13๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Karl Malone

a brown gigantic, long Hot Carl. bigger than ordinary hotcarl

i'm still a little dizzy from that whopping Karl Malone i recieved from evelyn last night.

by doug kingsbury April 26, 2004

17๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Karl Malone

NBA PLAYER WITH NO NBA CHAMPIONSHIP mike REALLY STOLE THAT ONE WITH A PUSH TO THE ARSE OF BYRON RUSSELL GO LAKERS

also were down at half

by Magic Johnson October 20, 2003

13๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Karl Malone

A stubborn old geezer who is just too damn stubborn to except the fact that he's too fucking old and should have retired a long time ago

Malon is nothing but a stubborn old geezer

by Nathaniel Lee Lewis June 15, 2004

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Karl Malone

One called the mailman. Very old, very cheap. Pokes people in the face, talks about himself in the third person, and is a redneck. He also has no championship. People, get over yourself. Karl Malone will never win a title, especially against the Pistons.

Sometime in night, Karl Malone look up in sky and say, "What in da hell goin' on up dere? Do U.F.O live on other planet, phonin' home like E.T.?"

by Q-Tip McVicker November 23, 2004

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