katman

(N.)a fat person who is fat and that thinks they are only 125 pounds and is a super jew. a katman thinks they are a bad ass by switching the black yamacas with the white yamacas. Katmans also get their nuts chopped off by little Taiwanese kids.
N. 2 having a small or "katman" penis and having 5 pubes and claiming to have a bush
(V.) when you pull a katman, you eat cup of soup noodles with your hands. You also eat food that belongs to other people, and then ask if you can eat it.
(V.2)If someone is ultimately friendzoned it is also pulling a katman.

Katman was ultimately friendzoned with Raquel at camp. He was like her brother

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Pull a Katman

The act of getting extremely pissed off over a meaningless trifle.

Person 1: "Hey, dude, that's the analog stick, not the d-pad. Use the d-pad."

Person 2: "FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE THIS FUCKING GAME SO I DON'T KNOW THE GOD DAMN CONTROLS YOU FUCKING FUCK HEAD! GOD, I HATE YOU FUCKING KIDS! I CAN NEVER GET A WORD IN WITH YOU FUCKERS TALKING ALL THE TIME! YOUR PARENTS GOT A DIVORCE TOO, YOU STUPID FUCK, SO SHUT YOUR SHIT-FILLED MOUTH!"

Person 1: "Dude, what the fuck? I was telling you how to play... Way to Pull a Katman there. Shit..."

Pull a Fucking Katman

The act of getting extremely pissed over something incredibly minute.

Tyler: Dude, dude, Jake, is your wife's name gonna be Magnesium?

Jake: FUCK YOU TYLER, I FUCKING HATE YOU KID!

Tyler: WOW! Way to pull a fucking Katman there, buddy!

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