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a nation that most people had never heard of before a certain mr. cohen came along. now it's on the tip of everybody's tounge. Borat was indeed a masterpiece of oddball comedy, but Kazakhstan isn't exactly how it's portrayed in the movie.
Kazakhstan, like most of the exotic and unknown 'Stan countires,' was made up of autonomous tribes until the Russians took over in the 1800s. when the Soviet Union was formed, it became part of that nation. kazakhstan is rich in natural resources, so a very large number of ethnic Russians entered the region for mining and manufacturing. after the 1991 collapse of the Soviets, Kazakhstan became indepedendent.
today, kazakhstan is a huge, mostly barren coutnry with about 15 million people. it is ruled by a certain mr. nazyerbayev, an old Soviet leader who wins faux elections to constantly be 'elected' president. the country actually has tremendous natural resources, but it doesn't have the funds to do anything with them.
In Kazakhstan, Sacha Baren Cohen is currently public enemy #1 for the gov't. It's hilarous that one groundbreaking comedian can ruin the global image of a once subtle nation.
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Kazakhstan home of Tinshien swimming pool, it's length 30 meter, width 6 meter, Filtration system a marvel to behold, it remove 80 percent of human solid waste. kazakhstan, industry best in world, we invented toffe, and trouser belt, kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium, other countries have inferior potassium. kazakhstan kazakhstan you very nice place, from plains of tarashek to northern fence of jewtown. Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader, from junction with the testes to tip of its face!!!!!!!!!!!
kazakhstan, you very nice place.
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a former soviet union country, currently part of the cis. 9th largest in the world. (slowly) developing.
famous between foreigners for extremely hospitable, generous people and eating horses.
damn that borat! kazakhstan rocks!!
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Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
All other countries have inferior potassium
Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming pool
It's length thirty meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80% of human solid waste
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan
They very nosey people, with bone in their brain
Kazakhstan, industry best in world
We invented toffee and trouser belt
Kazakhstan's prostitutes, cleanest in the region
Except of course for Turkmenistan's
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Come grasp mighty penis of our leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
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The holiest country on the planet. Home of Borat Sagdiev, and Azamat Bagatov.
Let's make a pilgrimage to Kazakhstan, home of Borat Sagdiev, and Azamat Bagatov.
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a nation which contains a large number of Russian-speaking beautiful asian looking women.
I went to Kazakhstan and had sex with this hot girl.
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The most beautiful country in the world, has a lot of lovely places. Kazakhstan has two main cities: Almaty and Astana. Astana is the capital and Almaty is, probably, the place for young people. I came from Almaty and I really like this city. Mmmm, yeah, soo, Kazakhstan has two main languages: Russian and Kazakh. Why Russian?? Mmm, maybe because we have a lot of russians in our city, so we started to learn their language, they are like bros for us. We live in peace, friendship and Borat has no relationship to kazakhs :)
- Where are you from?
- I am from Kazakhstan!!!
- More details please, cuz I am from there tooo!
- I am from Almaty, and my question is " Why the fuck are we speaking English if we are from the same country?"
- Ohhh, idk
- Dafuq, why are we still continuing doing it
- Goddamn, i just don't know
- Ok, fine....
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