Keeney

The last name for a gorgeous person.

Did you see that girl? Her last name must be Keeney!

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Keeney

One who is receptive to the advances of a cougar

Can you believe that keeney? He brought back a 38 year old to his parents house last night.

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Keeney

A know-it-all vegetarian with a slight lisp. Keeneys are so dedicated to obscure facts, and showing other people they know those facts, they'll often they'll often on solo fact-giving missions, even at usually social fact-based events like pub quizes

- "I dethided to go to a local pub quiz to make thome new friendth. I ordered thome vegetarian nachoth to thare with people. Everyone wath already on a team tho I had to do it by mythelf. I won though."

- Dude! you're such keeney

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paul keeney

That one teacher that always has McDonald’s. Normally old with a quirky smile, often will have a YouTube channel. Enjoys his time at the lake and will never let you down. Enjoys building robots with little kid.

Guy one: look out I think Paul keeney likes you
Keeney: hahaha I’m buff.

jacob keeney

a person with a dark heart and soul and watches anime

my friend is a jacob keeney.

keeneying

having sex while a girl is performing a cartwheel

guy: dude last night i was keeneying the fuck outta this bitch
dude: no way?!?!? you guys fucked while she was cartwheeling?!?!?!

Eve Keeney

a very hot and sophisticated woman who wears glasses.

Hello

A true furry-like companion Julissa Gonzales.

"Omg! Eve Keeney is so handsome" - Said by Julissa Gonzales.