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Keith Stone

One of the many bastard children of The Most Interesting Man In The World. Often spotted with a case of Keystone Light tucked under his arm. Always smooth.

Keith: My name? Is Keith Stone.
Totally hot chick: Keith Stone? You're so smooth...
Keith: Always.

by deadmaker7 September 1, 2010

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Keith Stone

The human embodiment of smoothness. Never without his case of stones, mega long beef stick, and smooth pick up lines.

abjective: to be completely irresistible to the female sex.

That guy just got a date with Miss USA by just blinkling.

He must be a Keith Stone.

by AlwaysSmooth November 2, 2010

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Keith Stones

Crack rock derived from the DNA of Keith Richards, as his whole body IS drugs at this point

"What you looking to get?"
"Got some Keith Stones?"

by Inv4drz December 3, 2024