One of the many bastard children of The Most Interesting Man In The World. Often spotted with a case of Keystone Light tucked under his arm. Always smooth.
Keith: My name? Is Keith Stone.
Totally hot chick: Keith Stone? You're so smooth...
Keith: Always.
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The human embodiment of smoothness. Never without his case of stones, mega long beef stick, and smooth pick up lines.
abjective: to be completely irresistible to the female sex.
That guy just got a date with Miss USA by just blinkling.
He must be a Keith Stone.
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Crack rock derived from the DNA of Keith Richards, as his whole body IS drugs at this point
"What you looking to get?"
"Got some Keith Stones?"