A person who has a very high self consciousness, most of the time secretly depressed yet hides it perfectly. A Kelson has a secret that no knows that they'll gladly die before saying it. They are strong, clever, act dumb, and usually quite lay back. You will often find one laying down relaxing as often as they can. A Kelson will always tell you their fine when it comes to emotions, except when they experience death, and even then they very rarely cry.
"Kelson's depressed, look at him he's perfectly fine."
"They're falling asleep in the grass at this time, jeez they're such a Kelson."
"Kelson said that he's alright, but is that true?"
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Always a blonde.
His carefree attitude attracts people to him. He looks like a badass, but actually the sweetest person you'll ever know.
Who's that angry looking dude in the corner?
He looks mean, but he's a real Kelson once you get to know him.
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a libtard that has an Izze addiction, drinks 3 Izze's at lunch, plays fortnite, somehow is good at chess, and has a wierd voice and a big gae
Kelson is a libtard
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1) A clueless person; expressing stereotypically blonde tendencies 2) A humorous display of complete idiocy
1) did you hear that kelson say that "the man" is dead?
2) dude, you just pulled a kelson!
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A player, likes to cheat on girls. also known as a whore.
hes dates many girls, hes not good enough with one girl
Kelson a Coleman dates at least 80 girls a year
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