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That gamblin' feeling when you think you're gonna fart but you may indeed shart instead.
I had a Kenny Rogers goin' this morning but pulled through okay.
Or, my Kenny Rogers resulted in a Juice Newton.
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1. The act of defecating directly into another person's rectum.
Have you seen 2 dudes 1 carafe? Total Kenny Rogers poo transfer!
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An idiot that pitches for The Texas Rangers who takes his anger out on cameramen.
Also: Broke his non-pitching hand punching a watercooler.
John: Did you see Kenny Rogers going after those cameramen?
Bob: Sure did. What an idiot they caught it on camera too..
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A man who pitched so good in the 2006 playoffs, it was almost unbelievable, almost as though he was cheating in some way. A man who by coincidence, had random brown "dirt" spots on his pitching hand during such playoffs, and claims to have had no idea those spots were there. A man who ironically enough during the 2006 playoffs wore a team hat with a dark underbill, while his teammates all had hats with gray underbills. Seems so odd that a dark underbill would be a perfect spot to hide more "dirt".
If we are going to win this thing, we may have to Kenny Rogers the ball.
I just went to the bathroom and dropped a duece. Upon exiting the bathroom, I realized I had Kenny Rogered my hand by accident.
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Similar to an Abe Lincoln, but with white pubes from an older person.
I used to like giving my friends and Abe Lincoln, but now that I'm older they say it looks more like Kenny Rogers.
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A point in time when a situation is "can't win," as evidenced by all facts and reason...and you need to "know when to fold 'em."
I was going to show the pictures of my soon-to-be-ex-wife with that chain gang, but then I had a "Kenny Rogers Moment" when she brought out the pictures she had of me with the (male) principal of our daughter's school.
When one man insert his penis into a woman/man's mouth and another man inserts his penis into the same woman/man's vagina/asshole. The two men proceed to turn the woman/man clockwise around their penises, like a rotisserie chicken.
Me and this dude gave this nasty whore a Kenny Rogers Roaster, it was great team work.
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