kerp

kerp is the combination of every potty word that has ever existed since the beginning of time.

bob:hey dude i forgot the get the tickets for the game

gerald: kerp you

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kerp

A term for when you performed an action that deems everyones approval.

"Man! You SO just KERPED that kid! UP FIVE!"

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Kerpes

(ˈkɜ (r)pi z/)
A rare and deadly virus spread through oral contact, particularly non-reciprocated oral sex. The origin of this virus is the original lab testing patient code named "Kerpa". Those exposed to the Kerpes virus will immediately be infected, showing symptoms like severe cough, vaginal or urethral bleeding, and in some cases death. The virus is highly mobile and has last been located at San Diego State University. To raise awareness about the Kerpes virus, visit the official Facebook page.

"Oh man dude, did you hear about Lizzie?"
"Yeah bro I heard she was messing around at a party and got Kerpes."
"Mother of God..."

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Kerp

To have bloody sex

It's that time of the month, but I can't wait to kerp tonight!

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Kerps that hoe

It is when you have a one night stand and dont call her ever again.

I hooked up with that chick and kerps that hoe.

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Kerp

Australian slang for enormous penis.

Mandy. ‘I saw Josh skinny dipping in the local waterhole. Wow, what a penis.’

Kelly, ‘Yeah, I’ve taken that kerp on more than me occasion.’