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bull shitting people so much to the extent they no longer care or listen to what you say to them. named from mr wright who talks shit excessively.
also he is bummed by Saggy Beacham in english much to the annoyance of everyone else
on a daily basis.
he also elaborates everything possible for instance his poor gran who broke her leg when actualy she didnt and his metal rib which he claims is now made of carbon fibre!
example 1. kestering at its best
kester: hey i have a metal rib from that snowboarding accident i had.
me: whoa serious. that must hurt
kester: yea it did but its okay now. its really annoying though it always sets off metal detectors at airports
me: shit that must be really annoying. can i see the scar?
kester: uh well there isnt one anymore
me: wtf there should be they gave you a metal rib
kester: *fuck*
example 2.
kester: my rib isnt made of metal its carbon fibre
random: yea sure it breaks ya tit
kester: *oh fuck*
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A guy who is a friend to everyone. He has a likeable, easy-going personality. He has a lot of enthusiasm, and tries to live life with a smile, even if he doesn't feel like it. Despite this, Kester is a genuine guy. He isn't afraid to be honest about his feelings, and he will ask for help when he needs it. Out of consideration, however, he tries to be brief with what he says. He wants to listen to others, instead of focusing on himself. But when his friends need help, he is always there to aid them with advice. Whenever he shows up, people are quick to notice. Many give him a big welcome.
Me: "Hey, there's Kester."
Friend: "Oh, really?"
Us: "Hey, Kester!"
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An inventive and innovative software engineer. Commonly heard throughout the video game industry.
Dude, if only we had a Kester to help us finish this title.
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Noun- Kester is a cigarette were the tobacco is replaced with feces and is often used as a prank by teenagers in the UK
Guy1: Bruh this isn't weed
Guy2: Yeah replaced your's with a Kester haha lol
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Kester is a sweet heart who has a big heart,he makes me smile and laugh and listerns to me on facetime ,hes a handsome boy with braids Xx
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a term used for a person who is extremely short, normally below the height of 150cm and loves to game.
John is such a Kester he always says he plays games frequently but can't reach the table.