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Keyhole

The appearance a woman's anus and vulva make when she's bent over nude. It is further enhanced if the woman's butt cheeks are spread open.

Dude, Debbie was teasing me last night and I totally saw her keyhole when she bent over for me!

by Gene Wonka October 7, 2007

85๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Keyhole

Pounding the pussy so hard with such a massive member that it thins or demolishes the taint leaving only a keyhole shaped chasm.

DAMN! I gave that ho a keyhole last night!

by Dudeman Rokk August 12, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Keyhole

Town drunk of Sauk Prairie. Do not headbutt or you will be injured. Has been known to "keyhole" a beer in .85 seconds and did a keg stand of 4 minutes and 20 seconds. Has retarded people assist him rolling joints. He had to wear a 40 lb. vest in jail.

Keyhole can keyhole a beer in .85 seconds.

by Billy Tomcat January 6, 2005

18๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


keyhole

when a bullet fired from a gun strikes its target at a funny angle, the resulting asymmetrical hole looks like a keyhole, hence the name. usually caused by a worn or damaged barrel, or poor quality/incorrect caliber ammunition.

that ancient pistol i inherited from my grandfather is so worn out, half the time the bullets will keyhole and the other half of the time i can't even hit the target.

by facefault November 13, 2011

39๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Keyholed

The action of putting you penis in someone's ear canal referring to it as a key to the door that is their ear. It may get stuck, so try spitting on it to help extraction. Method often used to remove earwax and cleanse the inner ear canal.

Matt is getting keyholed by Christian to help cleanse his ear infection
Gillian enjoys getting keyholed by insidious

by Shroomi April 3, 2022

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


keyhole

A nicer version of asshole.

You friggin' keyhole, shut up!

by RedRabbit October 2, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


keyhole

Someone who is a jerk.

He's such a keyhole! He never stops insulting me. He's quite annoying!

by Junglejim1 January 16, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž