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Joseph-Kibria-drunk

When you're so drunk that you can only recognise a bottle/can/glass/sick-bag containing more alcohol. Everything and everyone else can fuck off. If someone who is Joseph-Kibria-drunk has no more alcohol, they should be kept away from sharp objects and other people.

Joe: Hello , I'm Joe. Fuck I'm so Joseph-Kibria-drunk right now.
Someone Else: Nice to meet you I'm Jonathan.
Joe: Fuck off Jonathan. Wait... do you have anything to drink Jonathan?
Jonathan: No, sorry. Why do you look so pale?
Joe: Right, then fuck off. FUCK. OFF. JONATHAN.

by pashworth May 7, 2013

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Kibria

An Arabic girl name which has multiple meanings like greatness of God, sacred and grandeur. She’s very intelligent and extremely beautiful, with big dove eyes and straight long. She is very reliable and a bad ass loyal friend. You don’t want to mess with her.

A- OMG have you seen that hazel eyed girl who performed so well in class
B- She’s definitely a Kibria

by WittyMemesJokes November 23, 2021


kibria

Everyone needs a Kibria in their life. Hide your wife and girl because one minute they will be laughing at his jokes, next minute they are doing up yoga.

Need me some Kibria tonight :P

by TrustMeBro11 November 23, 2021