Kid's Meal

Any meal prepared for an adult that would primarily be consumed by children under the age of 10. The term is often related to the food choices made by college students in the dining hall.

Doc: What did you get to eat?

Miller: Corn dogs and mac and cheese. You?

Doc: Grilled cheese and french fries.

Fitz: Did y'all get a toy with those kid's meals?

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Kid's Meal

The act of swallowing a load of ejaculate. Instead of becoming future children, the semen makes for a nice, protein-rich meal for whoever is on the receiving end!

Tom: "Did you get some from that chick last night?"
Steve: "Hell yea, she said she was hungry so I got her to suck me off and I rewarded her with a Kid's Meal!!"

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Mighty Kids Meal

A supersized version of the McDonalds' Happy Meal for fat kids. More food, bigger burgers, bigger stomach.

One Mighty Kids Meal, please.

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kid's meal

To punch a cop in the face and take his gun.

Man, that cop better step off, because I'm about ten seconds away from giving him a kid's meal.

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Happy Meal Kid

Kid on the internet who has a really high voice.

So high that it actually distorts your speakers and sounds like a *Happy Meal Toy.

*Those ones with the thin solid plastic and the triangle hole screws. As if anyone would ever want to take one of those toys apart.

High Voice: Oh man I owned that noob!
Cody: SHUT THE FUCK UP KID!
Casey: Haha. your voice is so high!
McKenzie: Oh my god he sounds like a Happy Meal Toy
Casey: Let's call him Happy Meal Kid.

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