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King Bowser

(N.) The King of the Koopas, his full name is Bowser Koopa, and he's one of the Mushroom Kingdom's Most Wanted.
Stats:
Age: Same as Mario
Height: about 7'
Weight: about 600 lbs.
History: has been beaten by Mario about 30 some times.

All Koopa Troopas, hail Lord King Bowser!

by G-Union May 30, 2003

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King Bowser

one big,big try 9,000,000,000mt dragon/koopa who has superstrenth,durability,ect. who could kick mario`s butt if heros didn`t always win.

by sean.k.curran September 13, 2003

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King Bowser

a badguy in almost every mario game

The last bad guy of paper mario is Bowser

by rick March 27, 2005

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King Bowser

a fatass koopa king (turtle) with spikes on his shell, can breethe fire, and even ram you with his horns. He's an imaptient asshole who treats his servents like shit and is a pervert who wants to hump Peach, but Mario and Luigi always kick his ass.

So,I saw King Bowser stare at a picture of Princess Peach and he was humping the poster, and when I saw it, I was pissing in my pants!

by Anonymous January 31, 2005

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King Bowser

Only like the koolest character ib that game, soo beats all the other gay things on it, and plus he is kapital H.O.T.T. HOTT! Gotta luv him and his sex appeal!

Bowser is one mighty fine peice of ass!

by Bowsers Biatch! April 24, 2005

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Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!

A saying that means the same as the "Lord Farquad" version of this.

I discovered a meal named "Shit on a shingle" and I am going to make Devilled Eggs on Easter Sunday. Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!

by Ishy-Yoshi April 18, 2023