A larger than average ding-a-ling.
"Hang on a minute man, I've gotta go to the bathroom and relieve the 'ol king-a-ling."
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King Ding-a-Ling is THE MAN. The man who not only has the exceptionally large penis, but also (and most importantly) possesses the knowledge & skill to use it properly.
There's no need to cry over a man... unless he's King Ding-a-Ling with the 12" swing.
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