kitched

Kitched means being murdered or killing yourself in a brutal manner. Coming from the word kitchen, it relates to knives and bleeding like from horror movies. It could be a gunshot wound or any other way you bleed before you die. A psychotic killing, or a suicide, it means a bloody death.

That guy was kitched, the poor bastard.

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Kitched it

To kill the vibe or joke very intensely

Bro you deadass kitched it

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kitch

A style of decorative art and design in which ordinary objects with vintage appeal, "old-fashioned" characteristics or banal usefulness feature prominently. Clutter, trite sayings, kitchen utensils and homey objects appeal as "kitchy".

dish towels embroidered with the days of the week, hand-painted or decopage wooden boxes, aprons, cutsie baby figurines

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Kitch

For morons who can't spell Kitsch.

(Kitch) Kitsch - A form of art that is considered an inferior, tasteless copy of an extant style.

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kitch

Some questions to ask yourself when wondering if something is kitch are:
"Is it tacky?"
"Does it serve any practical purpose?" and finally
"Does it devalue someone or something that is extremely famous or valued?"
If the answers to these questions are: "yes, no, yes," then it is probably kitch.

Kitch would be like a loin cloth with Barack Obama's face on it (a souvenir my friend received from Africa). Some other examples would be: a bobble-head Mono Lisa, a velvet coloring page of Elvis Presley, or a tea set with the Twighlight characters on it. They don't have to encompass something famous but they often times do. Those paintings with the fairies or dolphins amid a glowing sunset are kitch, and so are spoons made out of antlers.

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Kitch

a karen bitch

Kallmekris: Karens and Bitches, Kitches

Kitching

A guy who wants a loyal girl to cook for him. But is a sly guy who doesn’t like commitment.

‘God look at Jordan he is so kitching’
‘Why is that guy treating that girl like that it is so kitching’

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