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Used as a term for pounds, kilos, stones etc. when describing the weight of a person (or animal if you so desire). Basically it's a word used for general poundage when describing a fatty.
"Dude, I didn't half put on some klem over Christmas, I should have well laid off the gravy"
Or
"She's looking quality these days! I reckon she's lost a few klem!"
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the person most chulita and guapisime. Everybody wants a Klem in their lifes. Rockstars.
-Have you seen Klem today?
+No :( I miss them so much. They are the most chula person ever.
a fella known to lose lots of money in gambling. currently on his monkey arc.
yo klem just uploaded a new short!
he loses all his money gambling.
oh? never mind, then.
A person who becomes confused quickly and often loses track of what their doing.
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A person who can be described as being ridiculously ugly. Disgusting to look at. Total clown.
“Have you seen that kid Chris?”
“That kid is such a Klem, needs to go back to the circus”
“Fr bro”
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A prestigious competition held at the most scrumptious school in Perth, Wesley College. Lord of the Klem, nicknamed Eli Kang, has been know for the foreboding cock ritual held at the final hours of Klem Cum. It is now banned in 159 countries due to the use of profanity such as 'semen'
"Klem Cum was huge success"
"hahahaha"
MOST HISTORIC EVENT IN WESLEY HISTORY - ASK TEACH!
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