kluger

a person with a great job in bed including very large genitalia

my pussy is too small for a kluger

kluger

A mythical creature with a large penis, typically more than half of it's body weight

-I think I saw a Kluger in the woods, but my friend said "It's not a Kluger."
-I am hung like a Kluger!

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Back of the Kluger

Australian term for anal sex

Examples
"we didn't want to have any more kids, so we did it in the back of the Kluger"
"She's in the rags, so we did it in the back of the Kluger"
"She was feeling adventurous and said "let's do it in the back of the Kluger""