KMAI

The new spelling for lmao/LMAO/Lmao. Once started as a mere typo, began a fruitless adventure to becoming a sensation. Slowly yet surely people are trading the old standard "lmao" for "kmai"

"Dude did you see Russel Peters last night?" "Ya man his joke about white kids in Canada was hilarious KMAI!!!"

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kmay

the most vicious type of demon…

Kamado Gonpachirou was slain by kmay.

Kmay is such a devastating force, the breadmaker was killed by her…

KMay

A type of sleep paralysis demon that uses eggs as minions.

KMay was in my nightmare last night

The serial killer was haunted by KMay

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KMAYS

Short for "Kill me and yourself"

"Hey Steve, the boss says we are closing tonight and sent James and Sarah home"
"Jesus fuck, this is the 3rd time this month... Straight bullshit..."
"Agreed. KMAYS"

"Look who bought us both tickets to see Hannah Montana!"
"Claire, you are 32..." *mutters* "KMAYS..."
"What was that?"
"I said I want a divorce"