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When a person steals an insecure tool’s girlfriend
Guy 1: Hey! That guy is stealing my girlfriend.
Guy 2: He’s totally pulling a kocher, let’s cry about it on urbandictionary.com
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Kocher is the guy that comes into your life for what feels like a split second and gives you the best time right before he friend zones you. He’s every girls knight in shining armor
“You seen kocher? He takes everyone’s bitches
A general douchebag, usually one that already has a girlfriend but hits on yours nonstop. Can sometimes have a dream about banging your girlfriend and then telling everyone about it. You do not want to be one of these people.
Guy 1: Dude that guy is all over my girlfriend
Guy 2: What a Kocher. Lets get him.
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a closeted gay man who hasn't come out of the closet; mooches off others, and has a gnarly receding hairline. usually seen at your local bar passing out business cards to ugly chicks in order to get laid.
Man! Did you see that guy at the bar?? Dude is acting like a Kocher!!!
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A beastly man who is in between the age of 39-48. Could be mistaken for Cousin Eddy from Christmas vacation.
Did you see the story about “Chuck Kocher”? The newspaper said last night he ate a 3 month old child