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kongming

Kongenesis 1:1 In the beginning, the great and mighty Kong laid down the standards for today. With his mighty and incredible phallus, he was easily able to subdue every single member of the female species within less than a year. And, behold, the world saw that this Kong was not a mere mortal, but a God amongst men, and so he was worshiped by all men, and his phallus was worshiped by all women.

The legacy of Kongming will be revered for millenia to come.

by |>|-|1|_ April 13, 2007

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kongming

Refers to someone considered highly intelligent, follower of the mighty Wang and who has a large phallus. Someone who is an accomplished tactician.

"All Hail the Kongming!!!"

by kcscorpion August 10, 2006

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