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konkey

A deformed, penis that is abnormally large in stature

Hey guys my arm feels like a konkey

by Le Dixz0n October 22, 2007

105๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


konkey

A Large, Hairy, Male Reproductive organ, often infected with STD's Or Other Diseases

I Wouldn't Let Him fuck me With That Konkey.

by Elizabeth Noel October 30, 2007

32๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


konkey

Slang. Another name for the anus.

Yo' shove this up your konkey!

by chrisX April 5, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


konkey

a leather-clad man-slave.

Wife: "Mary Ellen is coming over, and she's bringing her konkey."
Kids: "Yaaaaay.!"
Husband: "He is the most polite konkey I've ever met."

by The Congos October 23, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Konkey

noun

Short form for concussion
1. Pathology. injury to the brain or spinal cord due to jarring from a blow, fall, or the like.
2. shock caused by the impact of a collision, blow, etc.
3. the act of violently shaking or jarring.

I can't believe they let Tua play after that konkey. He might konk-out
Eric Lindros had a shortened career do to Konkeys

by pllazy12 November 3, 2022


Konkey

Referring to a full grown adult that lacks basic intellect. Much like a donkey or a kid. Kid+donkey=konkey

Man that dude was such a Konkey!

by Embey February 15, 2016

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Konkey Dong

The name of Donkey Kong's penis.

Im gonna kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konkey Dong!

by pspmiles June 25, 2014

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