A term for the number 16, Jake Kovaleski's soccer number, and also one of the numbers from the TV show "Lost." (Not to be confused with a KovaLAXski, which is a term for the number 32, Jake Kovaleski's sophomore-year lacrosse number.)
"You'll have a Kovaleski of minutes to take this quiz."
"Please open your course packets to page Kovaleski."
"Pope Benedict the Kovaleskieth died on December 31st, 2022."
an assistant principal at abington junior high school who doesn’t know how to do anything but suspend students for no reason. he’s obsessed with his hair and it always has to re dye it dark brown like a fucking teenage girl. he also looks like he’s 400 pounds.
oh shit! jonathan kovaleski called me down to the office again for skipping class. see you in ISS (in school suspension).
Kovaleski is a method of begining a discussion that ends in a heated argument.
It looks like we have a Kovaleski on our hands