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the act of busting a nut in anothers hairline, usually causing a mess. Created in the locker rooms of the dell.
"Yo i kraused this girl so bad last night she had to shave her head to get all the cum out"
"Last night i kraused this girl cause she wouldn't let me blow my load in her face, her mom called me later that night and asked why i came in her hairline, like wtf"
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To mistakenly target a luxury automobile with two wheeled self propelled machine
Did you see him Krause into that beemer?
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A word for a person who thinks everything needs to be MODIFIED
WOW "Krause" really dismantle that just to modify it into a half ass piece of junk that still works
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When somebody posts a status update on Facebook, then is the first to comment on their own status update and then 'likes' both their own original status update and any following comments that they post. It is generally used when the author of the status update thinks their status is so awesome that somebody should have commented because it was so funny/awesome/original etc. These status updates often involve completely unnecessary hash tags that piss people off.
"Mate, can you stop Krausing, you're status updates are boring and nobody cares that you tagged somebody because you're on your way to meet them"
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A versatile word which can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective. Often used as a derogatory substitute for profanity or sexual slang.
"Ah krause! i lost my condoms!"
"I was krausing my girlfriend last weekend in the krause. she said 'oh krause, put it deeper in my krause!', and then i kraused on her face."
"Man i ate so much chipotle that i gotta go take a fat krause."
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someone who gets sexual pleasure from sitting on candy
John: Hey man I walked in on Kelly last night and she was performing a Krause on a Caramello bar
Greg:Dude that's weird
John: Yeah, you're telling me
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