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"Chris is so krypted, he cant even move."
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A high potency strain of marijuana named after kryptonite because of its neon green color.
Kryptonite kills superman, and krypt bud puts down even the most experienced smokers.
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Any pretentious person whom denotes a distinct air of pseudo intellectual and fallacious nonsense through ceaseless repetition of deploration upon others actions--chiefly because they truly believe they are the pinnacle of human evolution.
"Jesus christ, that fellow is such a damned krypt. It seems he only takes pride in insulting other people about how lesser they are than him--not to mention his pseudo intellectual crap."
"Many computer programmers tend to be krypts."
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Defined by being extremely high and drunk at the same time; someone who is fucked up beyond all belief.
Holy fuck bro I was mad krypt last night.
I just crushed a couple brewskies and smoked a bowl. I'm fucking krypt.
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